Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Miss Teen New Earth Pageant

The setting: The Miss Teen New Earth Pageant, Atlantis Dome, 2995.

The question: "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of New Earthers can't locate Metropolis Dome on a map of New Earth. Why do you think this is?"

The answer, from Miss Teen Former North American Mid-Atlantic Seaboard Dome: "I personally believe that UP Terrans are unable to do so because some people out there in our planet don't have maps, and I believe that our education like such as in Titan and the Rimbor everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the UP should help the UP, should help Titan and should help the Rimbor and the worlds of the Khundish Empire so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

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