Wednesday, April 01, 2009

What if Superboy met the Legion on Facebook?

Today I present the Omnicom Players presentation of: Adventure Comics #247 as if it took place on Facebook. Yes, I know Facebook puts the most recent event at the top, but it reads so much easier this way from top to bottom. And this was put together right before their most recent makeover, so just deal with it.



Lightning Boy wrote on Clark Kent's Wall: "Hello there, Superboy!"

Cosmic Boy wrote on Superboy's Wall: "Hi, Clark Kent!"

Saturn Girl wrote on Superboy's Wall: "Say hi to the Kents for me when you get home!"

Cosmic Boy wrote on Superboy's Wall: "LOL pwn3d, we're from the 30th century, so we already know your sekrit identity!"

Superboy is now friends with Lightning Boy, Cosmic Boy, and Saturn Girl via the People You May Know tool

Superboy updated his Top Friends list

Superboy is crashing through the time barrier in a Time Bubble and sailing 1000 years into the future. W00t!

Superboy, Lightning Boy, Cosmic Boy, and Saturn Girl have left the 20th Century network

Superboy, Lightning Boy, Cosmic Boy, and Saturn Girl have joined the 30th Century network

Superboy has updated the Cities I've Visited map.

Superboy finds future Smallville is frickin' HUGE!

Superboy, Saturn Girl, Lightning Boy, and Cosmic Boy added The Nine Worlds Ice Cream Parlor to the Where I've Been application

Superboy went to school and helped teach a history class about me

Superboy tagged Cosmic Boy, Lightning Boy, and Saturn Girl in a Note, "25 Random Things About Me"

Superboy added The Super Hero Clubhouse to the Where I've Been application

Cosmic Boy wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "We'll let Superboy join, but he has to beat me, Lightning Boy, and Saturn Girl in a competition."

Cosmic Boy used the TV Trouble Finder application and found a Sunken Statue

Superboy wonders how the Statue of the Unknown Spaceman sank in the ocean

Saturn Girl wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "No way your super-powers are going to beat my super-telepathy!"

Superboy used the Telescopic Vision application and found a runaway atomic robot

A Denizen of the Deep Sea gave Saturn Girl a Statue of the Unknown Spaceman

Superboy wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "No fair, I was distracted!"

Cosmic Boy wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "Sorry, you snooze you lose! To a Girl! LOL!"

Cosmic Boy used the TV Trouble Finder application and found a Forest Fire

Superboy wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "No way I lose this one!"

Superboy used the Telescopic Vision application and found a falling satellite

Cosmic Boy used his magnetic powers to pull down a flock of iron meteors into a convenient lake right next to the forest fire

Cosmic Boy wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "So where were you, n00b?"

Superboy wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "STFU!"

Saturn Girl wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "Dude, you suck!"

Cosmic Boy used the TV Trouble Finder application and found a space cruise liner with a leaking fuel tank

Superboy used the Telescopic Vision application and found an escaped Neptunian invisible eagle

Superboy got an iceberg and cooled the air around the city so he could find the bird. Damn, I forgot about my super-hearing and infra-red vision!

Lightning Boy added the Electric Sky Writing application

Lightning Boy gave the message "Your fuel tank is leaking! Return for repairs!" to The Nova Express with Electric Sky Writing

Cosmic Boy wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "That's your third EPIC FAIL, Superboy! Get out of here, you reject!"

Superboy joined the group You Know You've Been Rejected by the Legion When...

Superboy wonders how I'll tell my friends in Smallville that I flunked out of the Super Hero Club?

Saturn Girl wrote on The Legion of Super-Heroes Wall: "Ha ha, j/k Superboy! We made you fail for the lulz, we were hazing you! Sucka!"

Superboy joined the group The Legion of Super-Heroes

Cosmic Boy used the TV Trouble Finder application and found a broken cosmic lamp in South Pole City

Superboy added South Pole City to the Where I've Been application

Superboy fixed the lamp with a magnetic meteor and warmed the city with heat lightning

Saturn Girl gave Superboy a Super-Hero Number One medal

Superboy has left the 30th Century network

Superboy has joined the 20th Century network

Superboy returned home

Inspired by Sarah Schmelling's Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition), which inspired DeeDee Baldwin's Austenbook, which inspired Tara Delsomino's Battlestarbook, which inspired Erica Grace Carlson & Heather Day's The Aeneid.





Previously on April Fool's Day:
2008: Easiest Legion Quiz Ever and Mordru's Vaudeville Career
2007: Legion cartoon season 2 episode list
2006: Animated Legion exclusive news

8 comments:

nilskidoo said...

This is HILLARIOUS!

Michael X. MacArthur said...

This is why I stay away from Facebook and its brethren.

H said...

Well, that managed to make the future/present funny and depressing.

RAB said...

OMGROTFLOL!!!!!

Matthew E said...

Nicely done.

Scipio said...

Bravo.

Michael X. MacArthur said...

What means WOOt?

Mike A. said...

For those of us on Facebook, there is a "Legion of Superheroes" app where you can "send" other friends members of the Legion to protect them. I love sending Cosmic Boys to people. Especially non-comic friends.