When he applied, Antennae Boy told the Legion that he could pick up any radio broadcast from the past, present, or future (presumably that also includes television, satellite radio, internet audio like podcasts and streaming audio/video, etc.). Unfortunately there was also noisy feedback, so he got rejected.
What do you think Antennae Boy is picking up here?
He's picking up Cosmic Boy of the threeboot yammering away through nearly thirty issues.
ReplyDelete"My heart...will go ooooon annnnd onnnnn!"
ReplyDeleteEasy. It's some of the dialog from the Dr. Mayavale tale.
ReplyDeleteLive from Tenazor-4, Koko and the Kokonettes singing their smash hit "99 Million Bottles of Silverale on Rimbor"...already in progress!
ReplyDelete"78,121,005 Bottles of Silverale on Rimbor, 78,121,005 Bottles of Silverale! Turn it up, don't use a cup, 78,121,004 Bottles of Silverale on Rimbor!"
"... and now, our live interview with Dan Diiiidioooooooooo!"
ReplyDeleteNewsflash! Ron Paul reelected President of the United States!
ReplyDeleteFolk hero and self-proclaimed “cosmic prophet” Three-Eyed Sam, unrepentant to the end, was put to death on Lythyl today. His last mysterious words — "The Planet Wham in coming, baby!"
ReplyDeleteLester Spiffany and His All-Girl Orchestra!
ReplyDeleteQuotable bits from 20th/21st century Presidential debates, obviously.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe just radio talk show hosts. Pick your least favorite.
"Now back to The Nanny marathon... All Fran Drescher all the time!"
ReplyDelete"Hello, fans, Don Imus back on the air again! Take that, hairy-legged feminists!"
ReplyDelete"FEEEELIIIINGSSSS, Woah, Woah, Woah, FEEEEEELLLLIIIINNNNGGGGGGSSS, Woah, Woah, Woah, FEEEEEELLLLIIIINNNNGGGGGGSSS . . .
ReplyDelete"And now, to sing the National Anthem, please welcome Roseanne Barr!"
ReplyDeleteNever gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
ReplyDeleteNever gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you