Note that Element Lad is conveniently working the controls. With a big grin. "No thanks, guys, you go on ahead. I'm just going to sit here and watch Invisible Kid making out with me... I mean Violet."
And if the machine is just decide who kisses who, what's up with the big pink rays it's shooting at the kissers? Couldn't it just, oh, tell them?
"Sorry guys, but the pinkish/purplish costume slot at the controls was already taken. I'm gonna get me a less gay costume... perhaps something a manly starfield pattern, and some oh-so-studly white gloves and boots!"
Seriously, of the folks playing, and across continities-
- Three of them were gay - One had a long term relationship with a transexual - One is currently asexual, or omnisexual, or something - And one married Bouncing Boy!
Well, only if you agree that the TMK Legion was a valid extrapolation of what had gone before. That interpretation doesn't include a Superboy and has a Lightning Lad whose body has inhabited an alien for a couple decades.
"Sorry, I've got to go lose my powers, then kill some random dude."
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"Sure, I'd, uh, love to kiss all you girls. Really! But today I'm gonna work on my beard. And by beard, I mean Dream Girl."
You kids have fun. I've got an appointment for some heavy petting.
ReplyDeleteI, uh, hate to tell you this Cham, but that ain't Ayla... it's Proty.
ReplyDeleteNote that Element Lad is conveniently working the controls. With a big grin. "No thanks, guys, you go on ahead. I'm just going to sit here and watch Invisible Kid making out with me... I mean Violet."
ReplyDeleteAnd if the machine is just decide who kisses who, what's up with the big pink rays it's shooting at the kissers? Couldn't it just, oh, tell them?
"Sorry guys, but the pinkish/purplish costume slot at the controls was already taken. I'm gonna get me a less gay costume... perhaps something a manly starfield pattern, and some oh-so-studly white gloves and boots!"
ReplyDelete"See what side of my costume is turned towards you? Try kissing THAT, Headband Lad!"
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Grife no, guys. The way Jan's twisting that dial, every one of you is going to end up gay or something!
ReplyDeleteregarding jim's comment:
ReplyDeleteSeriously, of the folks playing, and across continities-
- Three of them were gay
- One had a long term relationship with a transexual
- One is currently asexual, or omnisexual, or something
- And one married Bouncing Boy!
Well, only if you agree that the TMK Legion was a valid extrapolation of what had gone before. That interpretation doesn't include a Superboy and has a Lightning Lad whose body has inhabited an alien for a couple decades.
ReplyDelete"Geez guys, that sounds like fun, but I've got three terabytes of Classical Spears to catch up on!"
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