Thursday, December 13, 2007

Caption contest 3: What does Saturn Girl say?

Saturn Girl, who was elected leader of the Legion, hears Brainiac 5 say this. What does she say in return?




"Oh no you di'int!"

"That's our Brainy, we chose him for Legion membership because of his 12th-level super-dickery."

9 comments:

  1. "So why are you drawing, honeypuff?"

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  2. "Listen up, Mr. Green-genes: have you ever tried bursting into action wearing a short skirt AND pants? I don't think so. Give me one of those lots. What the -- you turned on your force field?! Very mature."

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  3. "Fine. As leader, I'll sit safely behind a desk and do paperwork. I hereby delegate Brainy the task of hand-to-hand combat with Validus...without his force field belt"

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  4. "Here's where we find out if you can reach that force-field belt before I kick you in your 12th-level nuts."

    Come to think of it; are we certain Saturn Girl didn't mentally plant that suggestion into Brainy's mind to get out of that job?

    ~~JD~~

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  5. "Agreed. Maybe if you Legion boys had better aim, we gals would volunteer to help cleaning the Clubhouse Boys' Room."

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  6. "Fine. I didn't want to go anyway. No, really. Remember that whole 'super-mind-control' thing? I made him say that."

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  7. "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called... and they're too risky for YOU!"

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  8. Is it too risky for a lime-green 12th-level moron with a size eight white boot stuck up his . . .?

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  9. "What's the job: a date with Element Lad?"

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