Monday, December 10, 2007

Caption contest 2: Why are they voting "no" to Superboy?

Superboy has been summoned to appear before the Legion. They're all voting NO! But why?



21 comments:

Dvandom said...

"I dunno, dawg, it was a little pitchy."

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but we already have a "Batman" and his chest logo much more closely matches his theme.

MaGnUs said...

"Your name needs to be two separate words, as in Super Boy"

Anonymous said...

"Our constitution says, 'One Unique Power,' and you've got like... fifteen! I'm sorry, but if we don't rigidly adhere to the letter of the law, why, we'd be no better than those Heroes of Lallor."

Michael said...

"Sorry, Superboy, you can't join us until you change your costume into something nearly unrecognizable."

"You're too late, Superboy - you can't join the Legion, you've been retconned out of continuity."

Ha! Dave you crack me up.

RAB said...

"I'm sorry, but your super-name is simply too litigious! Our lawyers have advised us that you cannot join our club until you're twenty years older!"

Patrick C said...

"Can anyone hear what I'm saying with this bubble over my head?"

or

"Sorry, just got a call from Joanne Siegel and having you on the team is NOT worth listening to her again!"

or the more practical

"You are from 1000 years in the past and are the most pivotal figure in all of history. I know we're teenagers, but we're not so irresponsible to put you in harms way and risk the past 1000 years of history changing. If that happened there would end up being like 5 versions of all of us and nobody would have any clue what our history is!"

Gordon said...

"Sorry, but you're not attractive enough. You need to look a little bit more handsome...like that Tom Welling guy"

Allan Lappin said...

"Your costume is in violation of Legion Constitution article 17, section 4A: 'No capes!'"

J.D. Long said...

"Thank God I wore this helmet -- your power of super-farts is nauseating Lightning Lad. Plus your skintight shorts are repulsing Saturn Girl. What, you were raised on a farm, Super-redneck?"

kushiro said...

"No, Superboy, we DON'T want to see what's in your 'Pocket Universe'"

Rivers said...

Sorry, bathroom breaks are scheduled on the hour. Next time, go before the meeting starts.

kenaustin said...

"Now I, Proty, shall stab Cosmic Boy in the head, thereby advancing the cause of Protean freedom! Antares forever!"

Tim said...

"Legionnaires, vote! Should Superboy keep that stupid spit curl?"

Jim Drew said...

"Grife, this is kewl! When we all press the B button at once, his head spins around. Press your A button, Saturn Girl, and make his arm do that bird thing again."

Bryan-Mitchell said...

I'm sorry, but super head-turning just isn't the kind of power we're looking for.

Does anyone know where the walls went?

I'm sorry Superboy but as you can see we only have three chairs so we are forced to reject you for membership.

Generic Lad said...

"Nice try, Time Trapper!"

"Are you looking at my helmet?"

"I know it's pink! I asked for light scarlet, dammit!"

"Excellent! We've got him right in the center of the bullseye."

"No capes! psst, Imra, go put on your disco outfit!"

Bart said...

Howsabout:

We don't care if you ARE from Kansas in the 1950's, those cracks about Element Lad were totally out of order!

(I love Patric C's second suggestion above - so true!)

Bart said...

Or Patrick C's third suggestion, I meant to say...

E. Martin said...

"That's the worst singing I've heard in AGES!!!"

Anonymous said...

"Um, no. Sorry Tyg, but this time you *lose* your money."