It Isn't Easy Being Green

Poor Brainiac 5. Over the course of his Legion career, he's been gorillafied, created a robot that killed a fellow Legionnaire, been Universoed, babyfied, nearly killed by poison, nearly killed by Superboy, built himself a Supergirl robot in his sleep that would love him, shot Lana Lang, had the energy sucked out of him by Sun Boy, been accused of being in a racist organization, felled by the Fatal Five, thought a guy who later got his nose bitten off was his relative, tried to kill his fellow Legionnaires, brainwashed Superboy, gone insane, recovered, been arrested, nearly killed by a Jovian Attack Squid, been arrested for murder, gotten zapped by a clone of a Guardian, got stuck inside an Emerald Eye, gotten blown up, mourned his girlfriend even though she died 1000 years ago, had an unlucky day, been involved in a conspiracy, been shot at, gotten smacked by the clone of Lobo, gotten turned into an old man, been rebooted, found his super-villain mother, had a monkey attach itself to him, gotten voided, gotten Bizarroed, nearly killed by the Fatal Five, quit the Legion, attacked by an ark, nearly eaten by a computer, and rebooted again.

No wonder he's cranky!