Taken Out of Context 2

Sometimes you just can't help making fun of the Legion when you take individual panels out of context.

• Why Brainiac 5 is the best super-hero ever.
  
• Dating do's and don't's, as illustrated by the Legion.
  
• I have this same conversation at work at least once a week.
  
• Mike Grell's wacky hidden message.
  
• Legion tentacle porn?
  
• But what sound would Khundian disrupters make if they were to bounce off, for argument’s sake, the surprisingly developed chest of an underage Daxamite, you ask? Hint: it's not "boont".
  
• People from the future are jerks.
  
• Maybe it was the 30th Century "Special" Science Fair?
  
• Kid Quantum is happy.
  
• If you're an armed soldier, how do you attack Phantom Girl?
  

This one doesn't have any Legion panels, but it's really funny. How to Get a Girl in Ten Days, step 3:

"Surprisingly, a thorough knowledge of the Legion of Super-Heroes only works on like 43% of the female population, so you're going to have to do something that has a much more universal appeal, like tree-climbing."